Animal Analysis - The case for Andy Isabella over Christian Kirk
By: Max The Animal
After extensive research I found that Isabella is a lot faster than Kirk, so that could be something. Speed Kills and Isabella Thrills!!
Andy Isabella - go to google and type in Andy Isabella 40 time
Christian Kirk - google his after
I was going to end there but I went ahead and dove even deeper. Thanks to google and sportsinjurypredictor.com I found these fancy injury predictor chart things. No idea how they work but I will blindly trust it because it helps my point.
Here we can see Kirks injury chart predictor thing
lets take a look at Andy
Thats all I have. I was bored. Don't blame me, you clicked it knowing I wrote it.